About The Man, The Copywriter, The Copy Father…
I’m a happily married father of 4. 2 bio kids and 2 step kids. Most people say they don’t have a favourite but honestly, they all annoy me at different times – but I do love them and I will fuck you up if you fuck with them.
Lemmy from Motorhead once called me a cunt and it was one of the best moments of my teenage years.
I got my start in marketing back in 2011 after winning a Game Jam and going on to be part of a games creation exhibit at the Gadget Show Live.
All of my fingers are double jointed and I can make my little finger touch the back of my wrist.
I once worked for Jay Abraham and got him a 40% conversion rate on one of his Small Move Master Classes (I’m proud of this and mention it often because – wouldn’t you?)
I’m a cheesehead, an AFOL, and an SSJ level of nerd – if these terms confuse you, you just aren’t cool enough.
I can not stand people who make money by “Any means possible”. Money without integrity just makes you a prick.
For 5 years I trained in Shaolin Qi Shi Kung Fu learning the 7 animal styles and got to the level of brown belt (This is an older picture). In my prime I could probably fuck you up, nowadays it would take a lot longer.
I have been lucky enough to be mentored by one of the most highly decorated, yet underground Copywriters ever to walk this earth: Adil Amarsi
More often than not, I will have a full-blown conversation with you in nothing but memes and gifs.
From a very young age, I have always loved teaching people to improve their life. That’s why I love my email subscribers and CFF Members.
At the time of writing this, I have 2 dogs, a cat, and 2 Tortoises. All but the cat are named after food.
Finally, if it’s not clear by now: I’m a knob, love a laugh and I’m not your “conventional” marketer. However, I get results, never miss a deadline, and I do it in a way that means we don’t feel dirty.